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If you've navigated to this page by accident, hey...hey...wait! Take a minute. Read a post. We guarantee trust it will make you feel an overwhelming desire to read on...dare I say...to lick a list yourself! On the other hand, if you've come upon the newest blog phenomenon [TBD], I_Lick_Lists, by some volitional flick of the wrist, good for you! You already know the secret to a natural high that's hella better than whip-it's! Remind you what the secret is? You've got to be kidding me... Okay, fine: we lick lists! Yes, the title is yours to interpret (but you should not overlook the possibility that this blog was formed by a former team-member with the spelling ability of a two-dimebag date).
Little lists, big lists, hot lists, best lists, others' lists, found lists, absurd lists. Lists of all races, colors, creeds, sexes, and sexual orientations. Lists, lists. Oh, and lists.
Inside I_Lick_Lists:
- we smell organized. In fact, we've toiled over the delivery. Each list will fall into a specific, recurring category and shall be noted with one of our "List Stickies." Check out our album of List Stickies to view what we've licked so far. Today, we're attempting to do the untenable--introduce you to each of our ten (10!) recurring categories with a first-post worthy list for each! Gasp;
- you have tons of cool information at your fingertips. We've done a lot of research on how to devise the best list blog...ever, ever. Without too many bells and whistles, our sidebar is sleek. It has to be; we ruined our html so badly we can't add too much more! So, a couple of fixtures on this site will include:
- [Ooh, sub-points...drool...]
- lists via SMS (!!);
- unconventional lists (in stump-tastic game form);
- a forum to broadcast your lists [coming soon];
- we're pretty much trust fund babies. Not really. But we do brag about our schwag. For example, our new Voice-recorder widget could help you win big! Let us know what you think with a voice comment. Let us post your audio-list. But most importantly, record a perfect recitation of the words "I_Lick_Lists" five-times-fast, and you'll be logged as gaining 10 chances in our drawing for a new BMW! Yep! "I_Lick_Lists" is really friggin' hard to say five-times-fast. We're totally kidding about the BMW, but the prize is really cool. More on that soon;
- together, we can be smarter than the sum of the final functioning brain-cells of Stephen Hawking! That is, if we use this cheat sheet: Double-Click instant information by About.com. We think we might possibly have such a good use for this company's widget that we should be paid. Check it: simply double-click on any list item for more information about that list-entry! Here's an example of how you'd use it: double click on the following word:
- You read: Sevruga You think: wait, better than Beluga...maybe...but worse than...oh, what's it called? Double-click, and viola! Yes, we're aware of our brilliance but still not enough to make it un-cute;
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